What must i say today

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Pizza Hut Operator

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17,Jalan, Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 andyour mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high bloodpressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee P! izza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" fromthe National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, howmuch will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. Thetotal is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your creditcardis over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October lastyear. That's not including the late payment charges on your housingloan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdrawsome cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached yourdaily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can alwayscome and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " Wat!"

Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you'realso diabetic....... "

Sardarji Jokes

A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he sawa sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, hesaid to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home

Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he shouldcut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
A: "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up

Hello everyone!
Nothing new yet Im still searching will post something new though sometime.
Please leave comments I would really appreciate it if I could read your feedback.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The new radio controlled dog out now!!

only $14.99 get it while stocks last.

Monday, January 10, 2005

How the world ends

Some people say it will end from global warming others floods even pollution but you know there is always those people who have a diffrent mindset have a look at this flash movie and tell me what you think.

The ozzies must get up to date if a tsunami
hit the whole world but them they would
just carry on wouldnt they?


----->The first post<-----

hello? hello? is there anyone out there? if there is please read this blog i only just learnt about it a couple of minutes ago so dont blame me if it sucks cos i hope it will get better. hmmmm so what do i say well i am a bored kid in cape town south africa ( no we dont ride on lions or sleep outside) it is just like america ok well not really but anyway more from me sometime.

stay tuned and focus! focus!

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